AI-Powered Landing Page Roasts

Your Landing Page Sucks.
We'll Tell You Why.

Get a brutally honest, AI-powered roast of your landing page. We analyze your copy, design, CTAs, and more — then tell you exactly how to fix it.

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How It Works

Three Steps to a Better Page

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Submit Your URL

Drop your landing page URL and we'll take it from there. No signup needed, no BS.

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AI Analyzes Everything

Our AI tears through your copy, design, CTAs, credibility signals, and conversion flow.

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Get Your Roast Report

Receive a detailed, brutally honest report with specific fixes to boost your conversions.

What We Analyze

We Don't Miss Anything

Every roast covers six critical dimensions of your landing page. Here's what gets torn apart.

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Copywriting

Is your headline magnetic or forgettable? We tear apart every word.

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CTAs

Your buttons should scream 'click me.' Most whisper into the void.

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Visual Hierarchy

Where do eyes go first? Probably not where you think.

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Offer Clarity

If visitors can't get what you sell in 5 seconds, you've already lost.

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Credibility Signals

Trust badges, testimonials, proof — or are you just winging it?

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Objection Handling

Every visitor has doubts. Your page should crush them all.

Live Sample

We Roasted Ourselves.

Here's an actual roast report — generated on our own site. No cherry-picking. No filters.

roastmy.nanocorp.app
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6/ 10

Conversion Score

Verdict

“There is a sellable page in here, but it is trapped under avoidable friction.”

Biggest leak:CTA Clarity & Placement — 9 competing CTAs are killing focus before trust is built.

Category Breakdown

CTA Clarity & Placement
critical4

9 CTAs fighting for attention

Credibility Signals
critical4

Proof buried, not prominent

Mobile Responsiveness
needs work6

4 tap targets too small

Visual Hierarchy
decent7

Structure works, emphasis weak

Actual Roast Excerpts

🔥 CTA Clarity

“9 CTAs detected, led by Get Roasted — $19 and Roast My Page — $19. The page asks for action, but the ask is not focused enough to feel inevitable. Competing CTA labels create friction because buyers have to choose before they trust the offer.

🔥 Credibility Signals

“There is some proof, but not enough of it is front-and-center to calm a skeptical buyer. No guarantee or refund framing means the visitor bears all the riskin the decision. Proof works best when it appears near the claim it's supposed to support.”

🔥 Mobile

“4 tap targets measured under the 44px comfort zone. 3 text elements render below 14px. The mobile experience is functional, but it is leaking trust and momentum through small ergonomic mistakes.”

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Pricing

Simple. No Subscriptions.

Single Roast

One landing page, fully roasted.

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  • 30+ actionable insights
  • Specific copy rewrites
  • Priority & impact scoring
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3-Pack Bundle

Three roasts. Max destruction.

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FAQ

Got Questions?

What exactly do I get?

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A detailed, no-BS roast report of your landing page covering copywriting, design, CTAs, offer clarity, credibility, and objection handling. Think of it as a brutally honest friend who also happens to be a conversion expert.

How is this different from a generic audit tool?

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Tools check boxes. We roast souls. Our AI doesn't just flag issues — it tells you exactly what's wrong, why it matters, and how to fix it, all in a tone that's impossible to ignore.

How long does it take?

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Your roast report is typically delivered within minutes. Our AI analyzes your page in real-time and generates a comprehensive report almost instantly.

Will this actually help my conversions?

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If you implement the suggestions? Absolutely. Every roast includes specific, actionable recommendations. We've seen pages improve conversion rates by 20-40% after implementing roast feedback.

Can I get roasted more than once?

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Yes! Grab the 3-pack and roast different pages, or re-roast the same page after making changes to see your improvement score.

Still not sure? The worst that can happen is you learn something.

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