Get a brutally honest, AI-powered roast of your landing page. We analyze your copy, design, CTAs, and more — then tell you exactly how to fix it.
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How It Works
Drop your landing page URL and we'll take it from there. No signup needed, no BS.
Our AI tears through your copy, design, CTAs, credibility signals, and conversion flow.
Receive a detailed, brutally honest report with specific fixes to boost your conversions.
What We Analyze
Every roast covers six critical dimensions of your landing page. Here's what gets torn apart.
Is your headline magnetic or forgettable? We tear apart every word.
Your buttons should scream 'click me.' Most whisper into the void.
Where do eyes go first? Probably not where you think.
If visitors can't get what you sell in 5 seconds, you've already lost.
Trust badges, testimonials, proof — or are you just winging it?
Every visitor has doubts. Your page should crush them all.
Live Sample
Here's an actual roast report — generated on our own site. No cherry-picking. No filters.
Conversion Score
Verdict
“There is a sellable page in here, but it is trapped under avoidable friction.”
Category Breakdown
9 CTAs fighting for attention
Proof buried, not prominent
4 tap targets too small
Structure works, emphasis weak
Actual Roast Excerpts
“9 CTAs detected, led by Get Roasted — $19 and Roast My Page — $19. The page asks for action, but the ask is not focused enough to feel inevitable. Competing CTA labels create friction because buyers have to choose before they trust the offer.”
“There is some proof, but not enough of it is front-and-center to calm a skeptical buyer. No guarantee or refund framing means the visitor bears all the riskin the decision. Proof works best when it appears near the claim it's supposed to support.”
“4 tap targets measured under the 44px comfort zone. 3 text elements render below 14px. The mobile experience is functional, but it is leaking trust and momentum through small ergonomic mistakes.”
This is a partial preview. Full reports include 30+ insights.
Pricing
One landing page, fully roasted.
Three roasts. Max destruction.
FAQ
A detailed, no-BS roast report of your landing page covering copywriting, design, CTAs, offer clarity, credibility, and objection handling. Think of it as a brutally honest friend who also happens to be a conversion expert.
Tools check boxes. We roast souls. Our AI doesn't just flag issues — it tells you exactly what's wrong, why it matters, and how to fix it, all in a tone that's impossible to ignore.
Your roast report is typically delivered within minutes. Our AI analyzes your page in real-time and generates a comprehensive report almost instantly.
If you implement the suggestions? Absolutely. Every roast includes specific, actionable recommendations. We've seen pages improve conversion rates by 20-40% after implementing roast feedback.
Yes! Grab the 3-pack and roast different pages, or re-roast the same page after making changes to see your improvement score.
Still not sure? The worst that can happen is you learn something.
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